That's a double-illegal in California!
If it shot tiny straws it would be triple-illegal. And if it ate Chik-fil-a, well, you see where I'm going with this ... https://twitter.com/V_actually/status/1104762698506649600/photo/1
I got it, CA who outlaws plastic straws -- yet give out needles like candy. Which is more dangerous in so many ways!
Those who label words as violence do so with the sole purpose of justifying violence against words.