The USCP is comprised of a whopping 2300 officers and civilian employees.

If they're the new secret police, they have their job cut out for them.

Of course Tim & Co. use a variation of the fallacious debating technique of Argumentum ad Hitlerum:

The USCP is the new Stasi, the East German secret police.

The Stasi had 90,000 agents and 170,000 informants, or 2 percent of the total population of East Germany.