The USCP is comprised of a whopping 2300 officers and civilian employees.
If they're the new secret police, they have their job cut out for them.
Of course Tim & Co. use a variation of the fallacious debating technique of Argumentum ad Hitlerum:
The USCP is the new Stasi, the East German secret police.
The Stasi had 90,000 agents and 170,000 informants, or 2 percent of the total population of East Germany.