WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Our 'leaders' weigh in on this age old question.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!