I seriously wonder was he thinking as the cops were firing rifle bullets up his butt.
Did I mention this before?
An illegal Mexican career criminal was stopped by a female cop out here, and he pulled a gun and fired at her at point-blank range. He missed.
She stepped back and very calmly reported "Shots fired," and then emptied her pistol into the guy from the passenger side.
Halfway through the volley, he LITERALLY started going, "Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai!"