I'm not watching shitshow #2 tonight. We're enjoying a purely fantastical home renovation show - Escape to the Chateau. 2 eccentric Brits buy a chateau for 285k Euros & renovate on a budget. He looks like a walrus and she looks like Rosie the Riveter. Their budget is endless - that's the fantasy part. Wouldn't you love to have a moat, start a truffle business, install a vacuum tube elevator in a tower, learn how to cultivate carp, & create a walled garden? Maniacally cheerful unlike the debate.