President Kennedy is introduced to two African ambassadors.
"Mister President, this is Ambassador Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. And this is Ambassador Ugbemuekahe Ehegbuede Enhendero Ugbumuegbuem."
Kennedy shakes hands and makes small talk. After he leaves, the two Africans break into hysterical laughter.
"KENNEDY?" one says. "Have you ever heard a weirder name in your life? I almost died trying to not laugh!"