A Democrat walks a into a bar and screeches at a man wearing a MAGA hat.
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Ma'am?"
The Democrat screams, "I am trigender, I'll have you know!"
The bartender points to the bathrooms and says, "Which one do you use?"
The Democrat says, "Neither! I do it in my pants!"
The entire bar instantly empties. The Democrat says, "What's the most popular drink?"
The bartender holds up a pair of pliers and says, "Trigender juice. C'mere!"