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“The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.”

The Rules.

1. Don't be a jerk.
2. Keep the talent happy.
3. Always come clean.
4. It's not offensive if it's true.
5. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

#WhatILearnedToday

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

When I first started dating my wife, she asked me what some of my dreams were. I told her one about a T-Rex who didn’t get a job because he couldn’t tie a tie.

She meant goals.

When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.

It’s been raining for days now. I caught my wife watching me staring at the window and looking depressed.

I overheard her telling the kids, “if it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.”

What type of bear is toothless? A gummy bear.

What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.

What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.

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Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Brutal.

My wife said “You act like a detective too much, I want to split up.”

I said “Good idea. We’ll cover more ground that way.”

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball!