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I bought a lawn mower at midnight on a Saturday at a Walmart.

One of the guys behind me in line said, "You can buy a lawnmower here at night?"

His friend said, " Shit, you can buy a gocart."

We all smiled.

America is great. You can buy a gocart at any time of the day or night.

Make America Gocart Allnight

Nephew: did you know there's a giant balloon of Trump as an angry baby

Me: I don't find that disturbing at all, maybe I can get a t-shirt of it

(We live rent-free in Lib brains)

Twitter labeled our President's tweet 'manipulated media'.

They keep inventing new 'crimes' to charge against him.
engadget.com/twitter-marks-a-t

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In 1968, after the Red May protests, De Gaulle got more votes than he ever dreamt possible and the Socialists got a drubbing that sent them to the dog house until the 1990s.

This is the Democrats' Red May.

Americans will turn from these asshats with disgust.

Every statement by Hillary, Biden, Obama and the rest of the Flying circus in support of Antifa and the Resistance MUST be made into a campaign ad.

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Vote scheduled next week follows revelations Democrat-connected firm was meeting with U.S. embassy over Hunter Biden affair.

John Solomon
@jsolomonReports

Breaking: Senate panel moves to issue subpoena in probe of Hunter Biden in Ukraine

justthenews.com/accountability

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

“Through the course of my review of General Flynn’s case, I concluded the proper and just course was to dismiss the case,” Jensen said in a statement. “I briefed Attorney General Barr on my findings, advised him on these conclusions, and he agreed.”

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I've got it, I've got it

No wait

It's just a regular, garden-variety cold!

Argh

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“A Must For Millions, Zoom Has A Dark Side — And An FBI Warning”

"Things you just would like to have in a chat and video application — strong encryption, strong privacy controls, strong security — just seem to be completely missing,"

npr.org/2020/04/03/826129520/a

I don't wish a single Dim ill or dead with this bug floating around.

I take the high road. We are better.

I do wish they'd someday contritely admit they were wrong and are sorry. (A fantasy, I know.)

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“A person died in our arms because we couldn’t get hold of oxygen.”

Socialist government healthcare at work.

When the truth about this charade comes out I hope they hang the bastards.

Especially those at the "Ministry of Social Welfare, Health and Equality".

Under Spanish Sociotards, all are "equal".

Equally screwed.

reuters.com/article/us-health-

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Biden's disappearance now verges on bizarre.

It could be strategic, but if so with Trump's approval rating going up, it's a dog awful strategy.

He may have been indicted, but I suspect we would have heard of it.

Or he has had a stroke, or dementia-related incident. That's the most plausible explanation to me. Which would mean Sanders becomes the presumptive nominee, I assume.

The Democrats are a hot mess. It's a disaster for them.

mobile.twitter.com/edokeefe/st

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@barrsniffsatjejuneanalysis @MEMA @stephanieanne

Cool. Now I know why I like Epsom salts...

By the way...if rubbing alcohol in my hands kills germs and prevents disease...will drinking scotch make me immortal?

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