I don't know about you, but the last thing I want to do is deal with a very political doctor. 🤨

@redwhitebluedude

I have to lie to most of my doctors.

They're all rabidly anti-Trump.

@ThomasWic @redwhitebluedude
Take a moment & reflect on WHY it's important Thomas has to lie to his Doctors.
Nov. 2020 can't get here fast enough.

@DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

I've never once in my life interrogated a person about their politics.

All my doctors and their staff EXCEPT ONE are obsessed with politics. They think I'm a Bernie Bro.

When they start yapping about Trump, they get hysterical.

I have no doubt that they'd give me substandard care if they knew I support Trump.

I see about 6 doctors on a regular basis and not one of them ever brings up politics.

@ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

Of course I would say no if they asked. I would also tell them it's none of their business.

@Ama @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

@NevadaJack

Just a little joke in memory of my buddy SGT DUTTON. He owned several so always said no if they asked "a gun" and yes if they asked "guns".

@ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

@Ama @NevadaJack @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude My son gives my hair a buzz cut every now and then. When I'd get to work next day someone would ask, "Did you get a haircut" and I'd say, " No, I got them all cut".

@Ama @NevadaJack @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

I'm trying to practice.

Query: ``Do you have a gun?''

Me: "Oh no! No. No. I have many."

Queryer: laughs.

Me: "Luckily I didn't need any for most my life, but lately Aptos has seen a sudden rash of criminals entering the area for the first time, so it was time. Do you know a good place to move? I want a lot of land and a nice view and no socialist governments."

@Ama @NevadaJack @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

If I'm in my car:

(Setting: me with car off, key on dash, license on dash, hands at #1 & #3 on steering wheel, me trying and failing to smile, interior light on, left and right front windows open.)

Me: "Not here. At my home for home protection. The lunatic laws here are not something I'm going to challenge. A nonprofit should be doing that! I don't have the time. Do you know any good quiet areas to move to? Aptos has changed."

@bwa_aptos

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You forgot "simply"

The phrase is, "I simply don't have the time for that. Someone else do it for me. Someone else do everything for me. If not done right for me, I will simply cry wail dye my hair threaten to move to Estonia and demand my rights still not covered by that Constituted thingy I simply haven't got the time to read yet."

@NevadaJack @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

@NevadaJack @Ama @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude

Ah! That makes you a compulsive liar, and unfit to own guns. We will graciously remunerate you at the nominal rate of one dollar per firearm.

@Ama @NevadaJack @ThomasWic @DuaneCates @redwhitebluedude I've been asked by Dr's offices if there's a gun in the home. I say No. Not lying, it's usually ON ME and not in house.

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