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Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN

Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals.

For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while you're waiting for your flight, leaving you with the "far superior" experience of just staring at a blank screen.

@Jackie

I know folks who'd pay a dollar for fifteen minutes without CNN. Great story, gotta love the Bee.

@Jackie
The BB really has the best news. 😂 😂 😂

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