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Nationals catcher Kurt Suzuki walks up to a microphone outside the White House and whips out a hat.

Check out @realDonaldTrump's reaction:


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1) Normally, I like to read Supreme Court rulings, and get immersed in the logic and nature of the system of laws we live under.

Sometimes, I enjoy the written backhands Justices deliver to each other, petitioners, and respondents. In the highest court of the country, only the highest forms of comedy can take root in the most serious of documents.

And then every once in a while you have a gang of fuckwits who throw a brief at the SCOTUS in a literal tantrum, and I have to rip it to shreds.

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@hnijohnmiller I've pulled it up and have been reading along with you. It reads like a badly thought out temper tantrum

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The Brazilian government says it won’t accept the G7 Amazon aid money and that it should use it to reforest Europe instead, adding that Macron can’t even protect a foreseeable fire in a church.


Why is POTUS sitting in front of the Canadian flag and Trudeau in front of the US flag?

“Regardless of your views on Trump, if you value democracy and human rights, some things are worse than giving the Trump administration a win. A victory for China in its trade conflict with the U.S. is now one of them."


Matteo Salvini demonstrates why he is going to be the first Prime Minister of an independent and sovereign Italia when he flames Richard Gere:


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Just watching this video is going to give me nightmares tonight. 😂

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Looks like we are going to hit 1.5 million toots by Wednesday.

That's 1.5 million webpages hosted in this place.

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I've learned that we can never really know others.

They show us what they want us to see.

Trusting people is a leap of faith. I don't mind taking that leap, because I always expect the worst.

Sounds bad, but it actually isn't. I'm prepared for anything.

The best we can do is make educated guesses about people. I expect the worst, BUT I'm not suspicious, if that makes any sense.

Nobody knows what was going on in Epstein's head.

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This is hilarious.

The guy picked up the fingerprint and DNA-laden cup right in front of the idiot who threw it.

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Trump and Kim outfoxed everyone.

An insta-summit!

Everything we heard after Hanoi was strategic deception.

This was done to keep the Chinese from leaning on Kim.

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Those who label words as violence do so with the sole purpose of justifying violence against words.