Found on twitter, had to share. I need some laughter, i got it! Lmbo

@Bunniesmommy @EarlThePearls

I admit, I like Westerns and even Marx brothers movies. Mystery movies are a great addition. Thanks!! I have to keep working. Buildings don't know it's a holiday. The ski movies are from my younger days where I skied with a few of these guys and know the mountains well.

Is there anything worse than a friend (with direct knowledge) telling me something that is not in the news (yet) and then telling me "it's a secret"?

Ignorance really is bliss sometimes.

@prchrskd @rarity
I sneezed in line at Sam's club today. If looks could kill. I waved at them and said, just allergies. They put their pitch forks down and blew out their torches.
Jeez Louise ..........

@Bunniesmommy I think he did a wonderful job. He stayed calm and explained it well. Blue checkmark peeps are absurd idiots. @watch4thedrop

@Jackie @Bunniesmommy @watch4thedrop

This is true. My husband鈥檚 a purchasing manager. He can trace inventory in seconds.

@Bunniesmommy Kushner probably expertly understands inventory control. A good inventory control person can tell you exactly where everything originated, where and how much of it shipped and to whom. They also can find "missing" shipments/deliveries when everyone else just has no idea what happened to 500,000 items. @watch4thedrop

Andrew Pollack

Americans will be hurting financially in the weeks to come.

So I want everyone to remember this:

The left delayed relief to the American people so they could fight for the Green New Deal and Planned Parenthood.

4:01 PM 路 Apr 3, 2020路Twitter for iPhone

Rep. Jim Jordan

Speaker Pelosi just announced a new committee to oversee the crisis.

That鈥檚 ridiculous!

We already have an Oversight Committee in Congress.

9:54 AM 路 Apr 3, 2020路Twitter for iPhone

Leader McConnell

I鈥檓 glad Speaker Pelosi is again standing down from efforts to use this crisis to push unrelated left-wing priorities. The latest proposal had been a massive tax-code giveaway for wealthy people in blue states that was instantly panned by economists across the spectrum.

3:34 PM 路 Apr 3, 2020路Twitter Web App

We have seen politicians in Washington try to convict the President of non-existent crimes, investigate him and his family members for everything from tax returns to guests at his hotels, project on to him
crimes that they themselves have committed, and seed his
Administration with leakers and double-agents.

@Bunniesmommy lol was that really the freakout? that sounds like it should be a couple of lefty blue checkmarks talking shit event, and not a 4 different hashtags trending at the same time level freskout.

oh wells


Somehow I don鈥檛 think most people are aware of the proper removal and disposal of these gloves. Using hand sanitizer before going in and after coming out of a store would be just as safe. Then wash your hands when you get home.

Patrick Hussion

**HAPPENING NOW: The new way of doing things: The WH press pool all received temperature checks and green stickers before being ushered into the cabinet room where Pres. Trump is speaking with world leaders in the energy sector. @OANN

3:25 PM 路 Apr 3, 2020路Twitter Web App

James O'Keefe

NEW VIDEO: From the Coronavirus Frontlines - NYC Health and Safety Officials Assess Impact; NYPD Officer: There is a Lot of 鈥淢isinformation鈥 About the Virus

2:26 PM 路 Apr 3, 2020路Twitter Web App

The White House

"In addition to mowing for the elderly, disabled, single mothers and veterans, free of charge, Rodney is delivering food and supplies as well."

THANK YOU for your great service to the community! 馃嚭馃嚫

@Bunniesmommy @Dawnz That just confirms what I think. It will be "Cuomo did such a wonderful job in NY; he'll make a wonderful president" for months, when he didn't do a wonderful job at all.

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