From the X Factor:
A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm.
When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
He said, "They crashed near my farm, so I buried all of them.
One of the police officers ask with shock, "Are you sure they were all dead?"
The farmer said, "Some of them were screaming, "We are still alive" but I didn't believe them. You know how these politicians lie."
Montana it is!